Brain Records, by Alexandra Crisbășan (XI)

“This is a project representing the fragments of conversations which my brain has recorded, during different encounters which I decided to write down. […] So, this is what “Brain Records” is; the story of human encounter, human communication, socialization. The story of all of them together as a whole. A story told from the subjectivity and logical storytelling ordering process of my brain.

I don’t think this is art, not necessarily, I don’t label it as a possible form of art either. I just think it’s really interesting to document real communication in the era of smartphones.”

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Beer Maiden

I know this guy,
I’ll just pretend I didn’t see it!
Şi ca Superman,
De ce îţi rupi fire din barbă?
Ăsta e roman?
You mean you’re a pussy?
Cum îl cheamă?
Nu ştiu.
Yes! I’m still alive!
Some old wounds never heal.
Spot anything?
It’s Chupacabra,
Mănâncă copiii răi!
They are talking about your face,
Not a legend anymore.
N-am scris nici unul azi.
Does it bother you?
Mommy’s so happy you’re here!
She choked on her drink!
Mă ustură buzele…
Când îţi mai vine o idee
Despre sandvişuri,
Să arunci o privire.
Vrei să mergem să-ţi iei o bere?
La vânătorul e deschis.
Cârcel! I am focusing!
But God! Mie aşa de lene!
I need socks,
You need socks.
Dacă calci cu un picior se strică?
It happened to me…
**Buying Beer**
Pants down ass up!
I felt the pain.
Do you like blood out of a sudden?
I’m just testing you.
Dacă intram cu un minut mai devreme…
Ştii ce zic?
Inspiraţie for your future:
*fart* Să nu notezi asta.
Să le distrug viaţa,
I could do that!
Decisions, decisions…
Un film porno la radio,
On the hunt.
Beer Maiden,
I will soon require your services!
Ce Satană, suck your pauză!

Photo via Alexandra’s Instagram. You can also follow her on her Website.

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Bucharest-based artist. Psychedelic photographer, brain-scratching writer / poetess and priestess of the macabre.

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